2 West St, Exeter, EX1 1BA
Introduced by our friend, Little Brown Man (L.B.M).........
"L.B.M" LOST !!
WELL, it was like this you see.........I was wondering around in the 'Forest of Endy' and I got kind of lost.........
.........so I spoke to a very kind dog called Glasto, who was trying to have a pooh.........
HONEY flavour Pooh
.........and he pointed me in the right direction so I ENDYED (new word) up in a really cool Army Surplus Store in deepest, darkest EXETER.........
KIND Dog, Glasto
Anyway, back to business.........
Here we have a fantastic value Bivi Bag;
AKA: Cover. Sleeping Bag.
Made from "stealth fabric" (yea, right) Breatha-Tex (not Gore-Tex®. I said NOT Gore-Tex®. Yes, I do have a 'thing' about the over-use of that word :o) it's waterproof and has a reasonable degree of breathability. Plus, being generously sized it will comfortably cater for the larger frame.........
The fabrics' finish is of Oxford-nylon which gives a very durable texturized feel and appearance. All seams are carefully sealed.
The 'Bag is fitted with a draw-corded, easy-sliiiiiiiiide spring-toggled 'main opening' giving varying degrees of closure.
TOO big for me
The 'Bag also comes complete with it's own storage Sack made from a lightweight, elasto-draw-corded mesh nylon. That sounded cool!
Obviously we just had to do some "ENDY-Testing" on this product, so we borrowed a Duck from the local farm ( a live one** ) and made ourselves a little pond of about 8" deep. The duck** was very excited.........he swam around for an hour or so and then went off to waddle somewhere else with all of his duck-friends.........
So, wottavweegotte ?? Or, wottcudduavv ??? ( ← spell-chick didn't like that !!)
It's Brand New (the Bivi Bag)
It's Water-proof (the Bivi Bag and the duck)
It's Breathable (the Bivi Bag)
It's in the really neat "English Oak" Camo (the Bivi Bag)
SRRP on these is £69.95 (no, I wouldn't pay that either) but we have a clearance price offering 57% off the SRRP !!
Length 8' 0" / 240cm approx.
Width: Shoulder; 3' 3" / 100cm
Width: Foot; 2' 6" / 76cm
Weight: 2lb 10oz. / 1,200 gms approx.
Duck: Slow roast Gas mark 4 / 2 hours
Pooh: He's cool. Leave well alone
Glasto: He's cool too. Just give him a bone
"L.B.M": He's mine. Leave well alone also
* Suppliers Recommended Retail Price Inc. VAT. / % Saving against SRRP.
** The duck used was actually a plastic one so no animals were harmed in any way during this test.........just in case you were worried